"These are the most tasty muffins! They are light and chewy with a yeasty ciabattalike texture rather than the breadlike stodgy brands"
"They are perforated so they're easier to split and nicer to toast"
"These are almost identical to the muffins in a certain famous burger chain breakfast - plastic"
"These are my favorite muffins for breakfast as they are not sweet so go great with marmite"
